The Dumb American

  The Dumb American Faction by David Arthur Walters I Meet Richard Justaman I could not help but like Richard “Dick” Harden Justaman despite his hard-headedness as a “Richard” ( ruler ). I would soon discover that he is true to his name, for to rule as an authoritarian, as we have lately learned in America, requires oversimplications, categorizations, black-and-white judgements, and to that end Dick has tags for everyone, mostly demeaning labels except for family and friends. I happen to love women indiscriminately, too much for my own good, by the way, while he categorizes many women, mainly those who are American Republicans, as “cunts,” a term for an area he seems fixated on. I objected to the vulgarity despite his apologia, that the word is common parlance even among sophisticated women in his beloved Canada, and, naturally, in Great Britain, where it was, like “prick” in the 17th century, a term of endearment in the 18th century. Much to my annoyance at times, Dick also loves ...